Hello class! Today’s lesson is how to avoid having funky spunk! I was talking with a friend last week, who knows what I do. She said “I just don’t get the cum eating, I mean I’ve tasted it. It’s not that good” She went on to say that she’s dumped guys after that first taste because she ain’t dealing with no funky SPUNK! Let’s take a look at cum eating and avoiding funky spunk syndrome. Now a bit of a disclaimer: If you do eat or want to eat other peoples spunk, please be safe and vet your spunk provider thoroughly to avoid any health ramifications. Ok , the keeping my ass out of jail disclaimer has been met, lets the spunk games begin!
Why Eat Cum
Do you suffer from funky spunk syndrome?
So the conversation went on about why there’s such an attraction to eating ejaculate. She said it’s soooo naughty! I clapped with glee and agreed, and said “that’s one of the major motivations to eating cum! The taboo/erotic factor!” No, I won’t think you are gay if you eat that cum for me. Besides, eating cum will not make you gay. That’s not the taboo part.
Straight Alpha males are not supposed to eat ejaculate, right? To do so would be emasculating to them. But to do so at my behest is not only sensually humiliating but is also a perfect demonstration of your submission to me. Of that power shift. Of you going against your cultural encoding and submit your mind, and your body to me and my pleasures.
Gay males who do enjoy sucking cock and eating cum also come face to face with ejaculate and although they probably come across funky spunk on a regular basis it proves to further inflame their desire. Each splash of that sticky goo reaffirming their sexuality, proving their place as a proud gay male. But guys that doesn’t mean you have to put up with funky spunk!
Ten Ways to Avoid Funky Spunk
Your body’s fluids are a reflection upon your body in whole. Keep that in mind. Your sweat, your ejaculate and yes ladies your soft liquid center all are reflections of the health of your body.
1- No tobacco! Smoking, and tobacco makes your spunk junk!
2- Reduce or eliminate alcohol.
3- Reduce or eliminate cruciferous veggies
4- Reduce or eliminate red meats (Oh, stop your bawlin’ “what about the T-bone” , what do you want sport, a BJ or a steak? Yea, I thought so)
5- Better hygiene- Keep yourself free of B.O., and trim the bushes boys! Do I have to tell you why? #Musty #MakeItNice #funkyjunk
6- Increase spices: Nutmeg, cinnamon
7- Increase fruits: All fruits may help, but pineapple is the most popular, and my favorite cantaloupe!
8- Regular exercise
9- Overall healthy diet
10-Increase water intake
All of the above will help reduce the chemicals that make funky spunk , while others will help improve the taste. They are in no particular order, and you’ll have to practice with how much, alcohol or red meat you can eat without getting funky spunk syndrome. I think a healthy diet of cum two or three times a week is in order, to prefect the taste of that spunk.
Of course, YOU will be the one eating it, pet.
I did all of this for YOU.
You’re welcome.
Read more about Cum Eating on Intelligent Phone Fantasy, then give me a call!
Until we chat ????
Benevolent Mistress, Erika
If you are driving I don’t want you reading! Click here to listen. You’ll hear some of my ad-lib’s to this post!
Mistress Erika I really appreciate you teaching me how to eat my cum for you. You are right it’s a very good way for me to show you how much control you have over me and my orgasms. You will own me forever and you know what’s best for me and this body. I always obey you without question. I’m here for your pleasure and I aim to please you ALWAYS, no matter what you tell me to do or encourage me to do. You know exactly what’s best for me at all times!! I don’t know what I would do if you didn’t own me!
Aww slutsky! You are delightful! Thanks for these comments, you are the best slutsky! 🙂
Eat. More. Pineapple. It sounds funny but it works, in addition to drinking more water. And I will toss this in re: alcohol: DO NOT DRINK BEER if you want your partner to swallow. It makes the sperm bitter, it will make your partner bitter. But other than this, Erika this post is awesome, I heart it. I want to love it and hug it and name it George. Excellent tips for the cum eaters!
*roars laughing* OMG Ms B! I love your comment and I love you! “I want to love it hug it and name it George” Fuck woman! Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
I thought the green veggies were supposed to be good for you in getting lean along with overall health benefits? What about oysters? That’s supposed to get you hard as well isn’t it? I do most if not all on list you mentioned. I’m going to get back in the bodybuilding diet to get leaned out. I got to fat & lazy :|:( I need to and will change this as all my women’s clothes/guy clothes are to tight:( I’ve been on off cycle with pills that get me hard and start back up Monday.
They are petey but one might want to consider reducing certain ones in ones diet if one will be eating cum, hun.
Oysters no one should eat, ever. next.
You should get in tip top fem shape! We ladies MUST keep an eye on those things, at all times!
No problem!!! Not into the cum eating one bit but I do need to get back into tip top shape!!! I know this is off topic on blog but I’m thinking next Monday for another feminization therapy call with you/Ms Erin. I’ll let you know within the next 2 days so we can set up time to do call.
Petey! I love love LOOOVE the idea but…..
Put those pumps on and take the conversation to email!
Thank you
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#CreamPuffGirlForever
Agree with you on being in tip top shape!!! I’m done with the partying/socializing as it’s killed my training and need to get back into bodybuilding dieting. I got to fat and out of shape:( tennis friends I have don’t get/nor understand this. They are to much into the socializing/first to bet first to bar/win or lose we booze. F—k that!!!! This is why I don’t need nor want a girlfriend!! I can call you and the ldw mistresses anytime I want. Sorry for venting Ms Erika. Because of this it’s time to start getting serious about winning my tennis matches/getting back into shape. With what you have on this blog and learning to say no. Looking forward to call with you/ Ms Erin Monday night for what I hope to be feminization training and therapy on regular basis!
Petey!
You can vent anytime you like! I get it. The world is frustration and people more-so! Find your own happiness. Those who support and celebrate the real YOU! Now you do know that part of Feminization Therapy has a lot to do with your mind. Yep! Having the right mindset being able to call upon your femininity to get your mind right, then your body is extremely important! One reason you have your audios, yes?
Looking forward to the call!
Goddess Erika, I didn’t know that there was funky spunk. I guess i now have to cutback on eating red meats and eat all the pineapple. We don’t want me to have funky spunk. LOL. So this is why each man’s cum can taste different if cleaning up after males?
I guess your taste buds are honed to shoe leather, you’ve not encountered funky spunk in your clean up duties????????? Yes, that’s why all the spunk tastes different!
Um, you’re not allowed to cum who cares what you eat?????????????????????????
Oh but wait. WAIT! WAIT!!!!!!!!! …… OH Loser Timmmmmmm, yum yum you get to eat your own cum! Let’s CHAT! WOO hoo!!!
Goddess Erika, So far i have not encountered any funky spunk. I do love shoe leather though. Ha. So since You want me locked in chastity i don’t have to worry about funky spunk. I guess this is only important for real men then. LOL.
You don’t have to worry about YOU producing funky spunk. You’ll only be producing sweet clear precum, if any.
Forever.
I love to suck dick while getting pegged and eating all the tasty cum loads and sallow all the tasty cum loads and I love a mistress
cocksucking bitch most of allRedacted: I think you love being a Mistress’ cocksucking bitch. The way you wrote it , indicates I’m the cocksucking bitch. I may suck a suitable (IE: not your pathetic dong) male cock, and yes I am fucking bitch at times. But don’t call me a fucking cocksucking bitch!
While this post may not relate to my cum…..since i am permanently locked and limp 4 Life…..I hope the men i suck will it read and apply your suggestions!
Tee hee, Aww princess I SURE HOPE SO TOO! But if you are a bad sissy, perhaps Brutus who drinks beer, smokes cigars, eats brats and broccoli, and hasn’t had a shower in a week will be your punishment!?!?! ????????
Brutus or whoever…….a sissy slut refuses no cock!
What a fantastic answer! You get an A+
Sorry bout my post I didn’t mean it that way I meant I am ur cocksucking bitch
I know you didn’t , dork dick.
That’s why I “fixed it” and posted it with the explanation.
I may be a fool for doing this, but the optimist in me compels me me: even the most troglodyte-ish of submissives can benefit from training.
Oy vey…….. May the Femdom Goddess give me strength with this one ????????
Mistress Erika, Your ten point plan also works for nectar. Missing you, will call soon. Your cum and nectar slut Tom.
*waves* Hey there C&N Slut! It has been a while! Can’t wait to see what you’ve been up to!????❤
Ms. Erika, I never worried about having funky spunk and my diet looks like it would help create that. Only certain people would eat cum. Then again I never would eat that stuff. Interesting post.
Certain people? Explain these “Certain” people?
I didn’t mean anything bad. Just meant that is something lesser endowed males do. Some males are alpha and some are beta.
There’s very little that is “Bad” here DJ, unless I say you’ve been 🙂
Just curious about the broad strokes you painted, wanted to know more.