Did you ever stop to think about the health benefits of masturbation? No? Lucky for you, you have me!
Hello, stroking pets or anyone who likes to masturbate! If you are a fan of Intelligent Phone Fantasy and Me, Mistress Erika then you know my blog is a mix of kink, education and most of all FUN! Since it is Masturbation May, I’m not going to disappoint you, you’re gonna get some learnin’ (winks) kink and Ooh La-la SOME FUN! Ready? Buckle up, butter cup, here we go!
Health Benefits of Masturbation
We all know masturbation feels good when you are doing it. But it also does your mind and body good far beyond your self love session. As Mentioned in my previous post about the “Sex juices,” which your body expresses during sexual arousal helping you feel good “in the moment,” the lasting effects of those same hormones help rid your body of stress and encourages an overall sense of well being and happiness.
Other long lasting health benefits of masturbation are sleeping better, alleviate pain and improve your sex life! The cycle of sexual arousal and orgasm reduce stress and tension. It also is a fantastic way to avoid STD’s. So if you are in between sexual partners there’s no reason for you to potentially risk your long term health. Just have some alone time with yourself! I found a great article that answers a lot of myths about masturbation as well as the health benefits of masturbation at Medical News Today. Check it out for a more in depth review on this topic! But not yet, stay here and read on!
Kinky Masturbation
Now most people won’t think masturbation as kinky, not these days , anyway. But that doesn’t mean you can’t MAKE it kinky. There are various ways you can make your masturbation kinky, namely masturbation toys. Automatic strokers, various masturbation type sleeves, nipple clamps, cock rings and even delicious anal device toy’s which really ramp up the kink factor. I’d consider this Kink Level I.
Kink Level II
Kink level II would include the above AND you include me in with the fun. From guided masturbation sessions, and to stroking to a sexy role play or fantasy I weave for you, it certainly ramps your kink factor up a notch to be so intimately connected with me. Face it masturbation can only be “so much fun,” alone.
Kink Level III
Now, are you at kink level III? Or are you READY for Kink Level III? That means a bit of submission from you, but don’t freak out. We are only talking about introducing masturbation tasks, a bit of focused direction to your masturbation fun. You following my direction.It’s not really “too” submissive, just following some kinky erotic ways to masturbate, yes? YES!
If you are into D/s power play or you just have a horny cock that wants to spice things up incorporating a bit of submission just might find you hungry for more. For those who enjoy having Me control that cock, it is a furtherance of our play. You see, it’s one thing to do as I say, while we are in session. How submissive, how naughty will you feel when that energy isn’t with you. Will the sweet rush of submissiveness wash over you? Will playing along with my tasks, make you feel a bit naughty and kinky? Well, I hope it does, but you tell me.
I Like to Watch You Masturbate
Masturbation May
Since Masturbation May highlights the benefits and fun one can have with self love, and to promote healthy sex practices I’m going to hop aboard that train! I’ve written about Masturbation a lot on my blog, from the mundane to the outrageously kinky ways I might have you masturbate that cock. So this year, let’s increase your alone time fun and ratchet it up a notch with 30 ways to play with that cock. Tasks, if you will ,that you can do everyday for 30 days, or two or three tasks (more? Horn dog! haha) each day, or just keep on hand for your regularly scheduled alone time. That’s up to you.
Masturbation Fun
For Masturbation May I’ve created some fantastic fun at an unheard of value.
30 Ways To Play With That Cock!
This task list is unique as it’s chock full of value!
⇒30 kinky ways to stroke your dick
Every task is different and may include one or more of the following
⇒ Home made masturbation toys
⇒ Personally selected porn videos ,from me to you.
⇒ Edging Days
⇒ Ruined Orgasm
⇒ Pushing that kinky envelope with ways you may have never thought of before!
The above is your basic package. With each task you can choose to do one a day (the way it was designed) or if you have the time do two or more a day! Think that cock can take it?
Remember: you are not required to orgasm each time, rather I leave that UP TO YOU! But there is a column and I ask you “did you cum”. It’s a great way to get to know you, intimately as well as providing me some fantastic information for future play! Plus filling out the form (email me for an excel version you can use) may lead to a sexy prize at the end! (KEEP READING)
From here, it only gets better! I’ve created three more unique packages that will make your cock twitch!
One package includes the 30 tasks, but I add an Erotic Audio for your listening pleasure. Use the audio in tandem to your 30 ways or alone!
The next package includes the 30 ways and for those who have Lovense toy’s I’ve created 60 minutes of patterns for you to enjoy with YOUR customized 30 ways task list – just for you!
What’s the fourth package? It’s all of the above!
30 day task list
Erotic audio
Lovense patterns!
I’m offering this as a huge discounted rate for May 2020 only. After May the price will increase so don’t delay.
It’s my way of thanking you, my fans and sexy callers!
Phone Sex Virgin?
If you’ve “Never called one of these lines before” you’ve happened upon this unprecedented event at the right time! Take a taste of what “could” happen in a sexy session with me. Nothing “too Dom/sub” but one sexual sexy being teasing and playing with another (that would be you!). Get the task list and the erotic audio! It’ll help calm those jitters and know there’s nothing to fear and a lot of HOT kinky play to be had! Once you get a taste, I know I’ll be hearing from you in a phone session soon!
Experienced Kinksters
For those who enjoy sessions with me, AND even my cock control pets, YOU are invited to play in May when you purchase one of my packages. Contact me for your custom orgasm allotment. Yes, Mistress has lost her damn mind and you just might get more O’s in May 2020 than you will ever again! *laughs* *winks*
Is your head spinning yet? Confused? Don’t worry here’s the dealio:
Package 1- Regularly $50.00 Masturbation May Price: $30.00
30 ways to masturbate task list.
Package 2– Regularly $90.00 Masturbation May Price: $45.00
30 Ways to masturbate task list
Erotic 5 minute phone sex stroking audio!
Package 3– Regularly $90.00 Masturbation May Price: $45.00
30 Ways to masturbate task list
Plus 3 – 20 minute Custom Lovense patterns (60 min total)
Package 4– Regularly $130.00 Masturbation May Price $ 60.00
You Receive All Of The Above!
30 ways to masturbate task list
5 Minute erotic stroking audio
60 Minutes of Lovense patterns!
In addition to the above packages, and as a part of Masturbation May and promoting healthy sexual lives, I’m going to offer the FIRST THREE people who complete the task list, and turn it into me, with your answers regarding “Did you cum” for each task, I will ADD 15 Minutes to your session! So a ten minute paid session turns into 25, 15 minutes paid turns into 30 etc. The only question is: how long will you last?
Mistress Erika,
You have out done yourself again with this kinky thought provoking addition to your amazing writings!
Between you and I, our conversations are in kink level 7!
Every loyal LDW fan and newbies should indulge in your packages, they will not be disappointed.
Be well Beautiful!
Your C&N Cum Slut Boy Toy Tom
Tom I should hire you for my PR man! As welll as other naughty task! Thanks, BT!!
Mistress Erika,
You know I would do ANY naughty task assigned by you.
Is a PR Man someone who loves a pecker up his rectum?? ????♂️????
Your C&N Cum Slut Boy Toy PR Man Tom
Great post Goddess Erika, I never knew that masturbation had health benefits to it. Which is o.k as i don’t masturbate without Your permission. So i guess i am out of place in masturbation May. Maybe if i am good i will be allowed.
MMMMMM slave tim, perhaps. How you doing on that hard labor clause in our contract? Tell you what, complete them all by the end of May and I will consider allowing YOU to do “One of the tasks”
Consider, only. slave. No promises so get those hands a werkin!
I know that i wont be allowed to do any of the tasks Goddess Erika. As i have a feeling You will show no mercy towards me. Though i did finish both the garbage cans today as ordered.
Very good, now go brush your teeth and I’ll see you at communitykink.com for the virtual cocktail parrrrrrrrrty!
Even though you have me on orgasm control along with my feminization would this be good? I have to ask may I cum as I respect you as my feminization mistress. With being dressed up as a girl it’s the only way I can get hard and off. I think package 4 would be good. With the audio is there any chance you can have feminization/lipstick kisses on my cheeks/keeping me as your submissive soft weak helpless and feminine cream puff girl forever?
Paulina! You are more than welcome to try any of the packages, but you don’t have a lovense toy so that would just be a waste for you!
The audio isn’t custom, however, and is a generic erotic stroking audio!
But don’t despair! Mistress is thinking of doing a feminization assignment task list!
Mistress Erika: Now I’m all for good health and always willing to take a hands on approach to improve my state of well being through a daily exercise regimen.
To hear health professionals attest to the health benefits of masturbation should be no surprise to those of us that take matters into our own hand to reap the benefits. (And have likely been doing so for years before the medical field confirmed as much)
Most fitness and health experts advise 30 to 60 minutes of exercise daily which leads me into a somewhat vague segue into a post sometime ago by Ms Harper I believe, advising sissies to eschew hand lotion on your face.
Following her advice I found myself saddled with a copious amount of hand lotion. How on earth will I…
Then along comes the Merry Merry month of Masturbation May and with the encouragement of you, Mistress Erika I am getting my daily quota of exercise…albeit in 20 second spurts! (This is called “anaerobic I believe)
Ergo, the aforementioned hand lotion is being put to good use as this exercise needs to be repeated over and over (and over). The sacrifices one makes to keeps body strong! Thank you Mistress Erika…have a happy May 12th!????. I’ll have another tomorrow!
LOL Oh little davey how you entertain! I enjoy your prose! 20 second spurts hahaha
What a naughty picture you painted for me. Thank you for the smiles!
pssssst (yea I fixed it for ya) tee hee
My goodness Mistress Erika time flies! Just getting warmed up and Masturbation May is in its twilight…(could’ve said “coming to a close” but that’s somewhat like shooting fish in a barrel isn’t it?)
But staying in the marine vein let’s just say there has a healthy dose of “Cod Walloping” at my end….Er, front that is to say, I really embraced the theme of the month and my enthusiasm just erupted and poured out at every opportunity!
With that in mind I have been pondering a suitable way to commemorate May’s transition to June and have devised a hopefully novel approach
On May 31st 11:59:45PM I shall commence a final self love session to salute the festivities.
Given my extraordinary stamina I should (left hand fingers crossed!) not complete my tribute until several seconds past midnight, thus allowing me to declare with accuracy that “the last time I masturbated I started in May and didn’t finish until June!”
As I have punned elsewhere this is “grasping at straws” as I come to grips ( or “grip to come!”) but it will be a truly amusing achievement!
LOL Oh Davey! Look what I wake up to and see first thing! Love your prose and love your “plan”. Keep that in mind for NY.
Thank you my very clever pet!