Hello there, dear readers! I hope you didn’t miss me too much last week as I was off sailing the high seas. Well, if the Gulf of Mexico is considered high seas, that is! I most certainly did consider it “high,” shortly after sailing. The aroma of ganja wafted through the balcony’s on the ship!
Now, I may or may not have “made friends” with my cabin neighbors and I may or may not have partaken in said party favors. I’ll leave that up to your imagination.
Today’s blog is just informal and fun, enjoy!
So, head Mistress Ally had the company gathering this year on a cruise ship! No more details will be given since there are nefarious stalkers out there! Ya, fuckers! You ruin it for everyone!
But, suffice it to say, when you get a bunch of sexy Mistresses , adding some cocktails and a “what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise” mindset there was a lot of fun to be had. There may have been some broken hearts we left on the ship, but certainly no broken dicks. Some, reportedly need time off, like weeks after, but they were not BROKEN. #Goodthing.
We’ve reconfirmed what we already know: Pussy wins, always. There was great food and had fun with old and new friends. I’m just sad it all had to end!
Have you ever had balcony sex? I upgraded to a suite that had a whirlpool tub and a long balcony! I thought of many of you and how you’d love to be my cabin “stew” and cum by once a day to “service my cabin”. Yes, when I say “service my cabin” it is a euphemism for my sweet pussy! Ha!
Mmmm how delicious! Me looking out at the ocean, arms on the wooden rail. You my adoring pet kneeling or sitting behind me. I turn my head towards you, long hair sailing in the breeze, and I purr: Start with the legs, pet. Feeling your fingers , caress and slide, then kisses. *shiver*
A lot of fun and fun fantasies to be had!
Don’t Up-sale Me
But not all the fun on a ship has to do with naughty things, although the idea of you caged, teased and denied is definitely on the agenda if you were there!
But for me fun doesn’t have to be naughty! I generally have fun meeting new people, sometimes even MFing them a bit.
Silly vanilla guys, they sometimes don’t know who they are messing with! Here’s a fun story all said with a wink and a smile, of course!
Last Day Of the Cruise
I’m at one of the shops, and considering a trinket.
The sales person a lovely looking man of Polynesian decent, trying to up sale me.I politely declined.
He tries again, like a good annoying salesperson, right?
I look at him and say : If you try to up-sale me one more time.
I’m going to make you look like that lady in the picture (and I point to a picture with a lovely model on it)
He laughs, and looks confused
I say “oh you laugh, but you don’t know what I DO for a living!”
Him: Ha ha, erm what do you mean?
Me: I feminize men for a living. I’ll slap some make up on you, paint those pretty full lips, add a dress and some hose. By the time I get done with you, you’ll be so pretty not even your mama will recognize you! You want that?
Him: Ha haha , walks away looking very uncomfortable.
I go to check out. Mr Man is there, one more time tries to up-sale me.
Me: Look, I’m coming down with a cold. Keep it up: I’m licking your hand.
Him: Holds up two fingers: Peace Peace! Proceeds to check me out, no more words.
Moral of the story: When germs scare you more then being feminized, me thinks I know what you really want. Hmm?
So, are you happy I’m back? Who wants to be feminized? Who wants to be locked? Who out there, my dear readers and pets want to service my cabin?
Until we chat,
Hi Ms Erika-how was your vacation!!! Mine was great and much needed!!! I didn’t dress/masturbate or anything. I didn’t even look at blogs/website at all!!! Spent time with my parents. It was needed and long time coming!!! Weather was hot in high 80-90s and now that I’m back home it’s cold and snow. No plan trees/ sandy beaches. Welcome back to reality. Now it’s time to get back to the feminization circuit training program. Love how you told guys that you feminize them and they walked away. Did you get any guys while on vacation?
What do you mean, “get any guys?” is that code for being satisfied by a nice cock? ????????????
I meant did you feminize/ dress them up as girls.
Mistress Erika, as my BEAUTIFUL owner you can and will do whatever you want to this pathetic body!! It is your’s for YOUR PLEASURE always. I would have LOVED to be in your cabin wearing only my French Maid outfit and servicing you with whatever your heart desired!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!
Slutsky! You are one of a kind. A GEM! You made me smile thinking of YOU in a maid uniform! What a sexy submissive servant you are! Woo hoo!
Thank you Mistress Erika.
Bwahahaahahahahahahahaha The licking his hand is what got me in the end. OMG yeah they do try to get you to spend money don’t they? I must say I enjoy teasing the staff and watching you do your sexy thing! I am sure we’ll get plenty more opportunities to feminize men…er… lick men… er.. wait… um… yes yes dominate the boys! 😀
Ms B! You are brilliant , fun and funny! So great playing with you on the high seas!
Put me down for locking and feminizing…with a side of humbling, CBT and nipple clamps! Such a delicious balcony picture you painted too! So glad you had some relaxiation and fun on the high seas …. sounds like a subbies dream cruise ! ????
Mmmmmm Princess! You’d be such a good pet, wouldn’t you? Ms Constance has trained you impeccably!
I can’t say I’ve ever threatened to lick someone before, but I have threatened to feminize them and lock them in chastity. Salespeople who do the aggressive pushy sales techniques deserve to be locked in chastity, put in some cute panties, and turned into a begging mess. They’re already desperate and begging, why not let them beg for something a whole lot more fun?!!!
I’m glad you had fun out there on the high seas. Last week’s weather was certainly perfect for it.
Ms Harper! You simply must join us one year! Great fun and with your wicked and sexy mind the fun would be ten fold! Imagine both of us , eyes blazing addressing said sales person! Why I do think I see a wet spot on his trousers! is that from nerves or “excitement” LOL
Ms. Erika, I bet You did it for both humiliation and fun. The wet spot on his trousers is from both nerves and excitement. Ha.
It sounded like it was a great time on the high seas. I like what You did to that salesman. Very funny. I would serve Your cabin. I also have had balcony sex before. LOL.
This is the first report on the cruise. I’m happy you ladies had a blast, and don’t you just love telling curious boys what you do for a living? I love the looks of lust and surprise in their eyes. Welcome back Ms Erika!
Thank you Ms Cassandra! I do, I love to tease and shock the guys! Hope you can make it on one of our trips!
Ms. Erika, I like your blog and it looks like you had fun on your vacation. Is it possible to buy you shoes? Would like do that.
Oh Hells ya, toeboy! I’ll even wear them around and mail them back to you to sniff and stroke to! If you are unable to receive mail, then you get to dream of same!
What happens on the cruise ship…..stays on the cruise ship! Oh my – yes – many hearts and limp dicks left behind. You may have noticed I disappeared for an entire day…well…..ahem…..I may have bitten off more than I could even chew! Ahoy!
I did Notice you were gone for an entire day! I am sure you did NOT bite off more than you could chew; it just took you an extra extra EXTRA long time to devour it! 🙂
See you around the Empire!
Funmy Mistress erika